Experiences in NZ Part 1
Well, this is kinda like a summary of all my experiences in NZ.. haha kinda glad i didn't miss this trip.. Haha now when i think back before i left, i am a idiot.. haha because i actually felt kinda sucky like no mood to go to NZ because yeah of the 'thing'.. haha but now i am DAMN glad i came.. So let me tell you why... haha this reminds me of the VB years in SHSS where i had to write a report after every vb trip.. haha anyways here it goes..
Lesson 1 - Don't give up one tree for the whole forest
Haha seriously... i have learnt this impt lesson.. i think because of this NZ trip, i have found out that there are just to many girls untap as in there are always girls out there for you... So don't because of one girl that let go of all these girls.. I mean there is always someone out there for you.. Just need to open your eyes BIG BIG BIG... haha anways, as usual i wil always go 'window shopping'.. haha wah the girls in NZ, is actually quite hot.. as in yeah.. Haha so being me, i always erm erm ahem try to seduce them, with my CHINA smile, my hongkie slang english, haha and lastly my seductive EYES AND SMILE... haha but its like damn hard.. my electricity always never seem to go through their eyes, it always get bounce back.. haha but i think if i like interact closely with the people here as in girls or guys i think i can click with them.. haha there are like a few incidents which i will see later in the post.. but there was this CONTACT.. Because i always bring my sister to this tuition teacher hse, then everytime there will be this girl from MACLEANS COLLEGE aka 'KATONG CONVENT' in spore haha because there are just to many hot girls there and guys.. haha will tell you why later... anyways haha she is pretty and she reminds me of JENNIFER HEWITT, don't know if you guys know but yeah.. The first time i saw her, as usual haha i tried to use my eyes aka CROSSHAIR you know like the gun's aiming thingy, haha yeah so i like tried to give the vibe to her.. but haha i think it got bounce.. shit.. haha so i like quickly bring my sister inside and tried to 'follow' behind her to the door and drive and like show off.. haha wah she surprise me sia, she drives too!! whoo, thats a plus point.. haha i don't know why but yeah.. haha plus she is about 16-17 years old because i heard from my bro she is year 12.. Haha anyways the 2nd time i went, i tried again.. Hahahhaha i think i did well enough for her to smile at me.. as in she took the initiative.. Hhaa cos she went out then later she came back in cos she forgot something then she look at me and smile.. haha i am not trying to prove anything.. haha i just wanna give a shout out!! haha cos like i bet most people have trouble trying to hook up with girls or just talking to them, even me haha either you feel inferior like in my case like you know why would a white chick wanna be interested in a china boy haha... BUT BUT BUT, haha as long as you have confidence you can do it!! seriously, if you yourself not even proud of yourself how are you going to score with someone... right ? haha anyways, if only i got stay in NZ for a longer time, i swear i will small talk to that girl the next time i went back there.. haha but i guess there are always chances in the future... haha anyways yeah so thats what i wanna say in this lesson, Don't give up one tree for the whole forest!!
Lesson 2 - I NEED TO EAT EAT EAT!!!
HAHA, seriously... man, when i came here and look at those people the same age as me.. i am like ' uhuh ? so ya 18 ? ' they are damn huge haha seriously... you wouldn't want to mess with them.. haha... they are like AVERAGE AR 185CM TALL AND WEIGHING 75- unlimted... when you walk in the streets, you will SELDOM I MEAN SELDOM see a scrawny NZ guy walking.. seriously.. haha is like DAMN SELDOM.. when i am in spore, i am like average... Haha but when i go there, i am XS... meaning extra small... I mean you can see la... like haha i don't know.. they are kinda fat or hunk... haha but mostly all fat... but still BIG... haha so being me, if you really know me, i got a thing like not only my crosshair eyes like to see the opp sex, it also like to see guys.. hhaa i am not gay.. i mean just look la.. i mean see if they are hot, haha if they are hot i will like be like a 'girl' and just like 'admire' them.. haha damn this sound gay but i am 100% STRAIGHT!! haha, thats why i feel i need to eat.. IN ORDER TO BRING UP ASIAN SIZE STATUS.. but sad to say asian guys are usually smaller in size.. but i tell you THIS CAN BE CURE... the problem with us being small is because the DIET... SERIOUSLY, i guess its the oil and stuff.. haha and we DON'T DRINK ENOUGH MILK.. haha i used to be like 65kg, but when i came here within 2 weeks, i gain 5kg.. haha i am now 70kg.. Haha and trust me its not easy gaining weight.. people always say gaining weight is easy and IT IS LOSING WEIGHT THAT IS TOUGH... Haha i never bluff.... Like you know when you are trying to lose weight if you stop just for 2 days you will ruin all your past efforts its the same FOR GAINING WEIGHT.. thats what happen to me... Haiz, i shouldn't have listen to my cousin, he was like saying 'wah your face become like a ball.' then i was like affected by it that i change my diet thus i drop 2 kg.. and now i have to eat doublely hard to compesanate.. and trust me its damn hard.. serious.. i didn't know i can lose 2 kg in 2 days.. shit sia.. imagine when i go back to spore eating all those food.. confirm slim down back to my original weight.. Now i know that gaining weight is equally tough as losing weight.......
Shit i am starting to hate bloging.. shit sia.. everytime i GET DC.. then the mood dies off.. i was typing on my lesson 4 thingy.. then it got disconnected.. shall carry on tmr.. haha anyways stay tune to lesson 3- Fast and Furious THE OPPOSITE, Lesson 4- Gangs in NZ , Lesson 5 Visits to the 'Heaven' school and the 'Hell' school and lastly lesson 6 ' My Family'.. This is a 6 part series brought to you by the one and only ZONG aka keith..
Lesson 1 - Don't give up one tree for the whole forest
Haha seriously... i have learnt this impt lesson.. i think because of this NZ trip, i have found out that there are just to many girls untap as in there are always girls out there for you... So don't because of one girl that let go of all these girls.. I mean there is always someone out there for you.. Just need to open your eyes BIG BIG BIG... haha anways, as usual i wil always go 'window shopping'.. haha wah the girls in NZ, is actually quite hot.. as in yeah.. Haha so being me, i always erm erm ahem try to seduce them, with my CHINA smile, my hongkie slang english, haha and lastly my seductive EYES AND SMILE... haha but its like damn hard.. my electricity always never seem to go through their eyes, it always get bounce back.. haha but i think if i like interact closely with the people here as in girls or guys i think i can click with them.. haha there are like a few incidents which i will see later in the post.. but there was this CONTACT.. Because i always bring my sister to this tuition teacher hse, then everytime there will be this girl from MACLEANS COLLEGE aka 'KATONG CONVENT' in spore haha because there are just to many hot girls there and guys.. haha will tell you why later... anyways haha she is pretty and she reminds me of JENNIFER HEWITT, don't know if you guys know but yeah.. The first time i saw her, as usual haha i tried to use my eyes aka CROSSHAIR you know like the gun's aiming thingy, haha yeah so i like tried to give the vibe to her.. but haha i think it got bounce.. shit.. haha so i like quickly bring my sister inside and tried to 'follow' behind her to the door and drive and like show off.. haha wah she surprise me sia, she drives too!! whoo, thats a plus point.. haha i don't know why but yeah.. haha plus she is about 16-17 years old because i heard from my bro she is year 12.. Haha anyways the 2nd time i went, i tried again.. Hahahhaha i think i did well enough for her to smile at me.. as in she took the initiative.. Hhaa cos she went out then later she came back in cos she forgot something then she look at me and smile.. haha i am not trying to prove anything.. haha i just wanna give a shout out!! haha cos like i bet most people have trouble trying to hook up with girls or just talking to them, even me haha either you feel inferior like in my case like you know why would a white chick wanna be interested in a china boy haha... BUT BUT BUT, haha as long as you have confidence you can do it!! seriously, if you yourself not even proud of yourself how are you going to score with someone... right ? haha anyways, if only i got stay in NZ for a longer time, i swear i will small talk to that girl the next time i went back there.. haha but i guess there are always chances in the future... haha anyways yeah so thats what i wanna say in this lesson, Don't give up one tree for the whole forest!!
Lesson 2 - I NEED TO EAT EAT EAT!!!
HAHA, seriously... man, when i came here and look at those people the same age as me.. i am like ' uhuh ? so ya 18 ? ' they are damn huge haha seriously... you wouldn't want to mess with them.. haha... they are like AVERAGE AR 185CM TALL AND WEIGHING 75- unlimted... when you walk in the streets, you will SELDOM I MEAN SELDOM see a scrawny NZ guy walking.. seriously.. haha is like DAMN SELDOM.. when i am in spore, i am like average... Haha but when i go there, i am XS... meaning extra small... I mean you can see la... like haha i don't know.. they are kinda fat or hunk... haha but mostly all fat... but still BIG... haha so being me, if you really know me, i got a thing like not only my crosshair eyes like to see the opp sex, it also like to see guys.. hhaa i am not gay.. i mean just look la.. i mean see if they are hot, haha if they are hot i will like be like a 'girl' and just like 'admire' them.. haha damn this sound gay but i am 100% STRAIGHT!! haha, thats why i feel i need to eat.. IN ORDER TO BRING UP ASIAN SIZE STATUS.. but sad to say asian guys are usually smaller in size.. but i tell you THIS CAN BE CURE... the problem with us being small is because the DIET... SERIOUSLY, i guess its the oil and stuff.. haha and we DON'T DRINK ENOUGH MILK.. haha i used to be like 65kg, but when i came here within 2 weeks, i gain 5kg.. haha i am now 70kg.. Haha and trust me its not easy gaining weight.. people always say gaining weight is easy and IT IS LOSING WEIGHT THAT IS TOUGH... Haha i never bluff.... Like you know when you are trying to lose weight if you stop just for 2 days you will ruin all your past efforts its the same FOR GAINING WEIGHT.. thats what happen to me... Haiz, i shouldn't have listen to my cousin, he was like saying 'wah your face become like a ball.' then i was like affected by it that i change my diet thus i drop 2 kg.. and now i have to eat doublely hard to compesanate.. and trust me its damn hard.. serious.. i didn't know i can lose 2 kg in 2 days.. shit sia.. imagine when i go back to spore eating all those food.. confirm slim down back to my original weight.. Now i know that gaining weight is equally tough as losing weight.......
Shit i am starting to hate bloging.. shit sia.. everytime i GET DC.. then the mood dies off.. i was typing on my lesson 4 thingy.. then it got disconnected.. shall carry on tmr.. haha anyways stay tune to lesson 3- Fast and Furious THE OPPOSITE, Lesson 4- Gangs in NZ , Lesson 5 Visits to the 'Heaven' school and the 'Hell' school and lastly lesson 6 ' My Family'.. This is a 6 part series brought to you by the one and only ZONG aka keith..
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